dear janice

we never met. i am the tenant after you have vacated this apartment. i'm taking a stab in the dark by saying we probably have a couple of things in common. for one, we were both economic refugees who have decamped in singapore because of our career opportunities.

you probably worked for an international firm and were vested shares for your loyalty to the business. you loved the environment and supported environmental NGOs while you worked or lived overseas. you were probably a fashionista and had long hair.

i'm a bit of all the above. except i haven't had long hair for many years.

if i have been in anyway accurate in depicting who you are, that's probably because you haven't redirected your mail and i'm still receiving stuff addressed to you. i've binned it because i can't be arsed bothered to redirect stuff if you aren't interested in doing it yourself. and the landlord had to get a plumber in to clear the blocked drainage in the shower. i certainly don't have long hair so it was probably yours.