soup may not be delicious but its revitalising.

papayas with freckled skins generally sweeter than those with flawless skin.

i swear my mother was writing in a subtext when she left me this note today after stopping by while i was at the office. she's probably given up on the fact that i won't find a husband before i die because i'm damaged and i have unrealistic expectations of life. so this note was probably her way of telling me i will be a lost cause unless i read between the lines.

mothers are so wise. but of course, she could have left that note after she saw a copy of people magazine's 25th anniversary edition of the sexiest men alive. so before i go to hell for having unrealistic expectations about the men i would like to marry, i'm going to agree or disagree with people on their choice:

1. ryan reynolds: yes. moment: blade trinity on his knees.

2. leonardo di caprio: no.

3. bradley cooper: yes. moment: any when he smiles and his eyes light up the screen.

4. justin timberlake: no. especially after the social network.

5. robert downey jr: no.

6. josh duhamel: yes. moment: a keeper because i think he might age well like george clooney.

7. james franco: no

8. sam worthington: yes. moment: when i realised he was one of us [as in australian, not gay].

9. jake gyllenhaal: yes. moment: brothers.

10. lebron james: no

11. clive owen: yes. moment: the boys are back. i have a soft spot for men who cry on screen.

12. maksim chmerkoskiy: no.

13. john hamm. no.

14. patrick dempsey. no.

15. tom ford. yes. moment: when i first smelt tuscan leather and watched the single man twice.

16. wil smith. no.

17. robert pattison. no. are you out of your mind?

18. drake. no.

19. matthew morrison: yes. moment: in GQ december 2010. where did those abs come from?

20. dwayne johnson. no.

21. chris pine. no.

22. adrian grieiner. no.

i seemed to have lost count and missed three so i've taken the liberty to make these recommendations to people. honestly, how could you have missed them.

23. ryan kwanten. yes. moment: true blood season 1. and he is one of ours.

24. kerry degman. yes. moment: tetu but everyday on twitter because he's real.

25. ryan phillippe. yes. moment: cruel intentions. it was his pseudo brett easton ellis cruelty.

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