Saturday, January 10, 2009

i often get asked for advice since my friends value my ability to listen and break life down in detail. being a piscean, i've had the privilege of telling partners on how they should deal with their piscean boyfriends. honestly, i would run a mile away if a piscean presented themselves as a potential partner.

aside from the dreamy romanticism and intuition, this kettle of fish are pretty hard to deal with as fucks or lovers. we can be aloof, distant and at our worst, you'd have to constantly guess what is going on inside our heads. when you seem to think everything is going alright, you will be overwhelmed by the stream of things "you have done wrong" in a casual argument over a completely different matter one day.

my friends who have or are dating pisceans have scenario conversations with me replaying with a level of detail what had happened in an attempt to understand what their piscean partners were feeling. i would tell them how this would make me feel and what they should do to avoid getting a door slammed on their face / to be in very good books.

i get things right eight out of 10 times.

its like i'm dating / fucking gabriel they say.

damn right.

run people. run.

3 spew back:

Stu said...

So what other signs go best with pisceans?

Gabriel said...

stu: you might have to go out on a date with me to find out.

FletcherBeaver said...

And apparently, when you think you have your Piscean all worked out, they are just as likely to swim away.
I, myself, seem to have a penchant for Librans. Just seem to attract them every time.