there are three kinds of people who go for classs at the gym (a) the fitness fanatics (b) the fans (c) the clueless.

i attended my first step class in weeks and i noticed that the usual slot had more gay boys than usual. turns out the instructor has changed and it was another guy who wasn't really my type but some others would fancy. it was a pretty average class by my standards (and i can qualify to say so since i've stepped for a couple of years).

so throughout the class, (a) you can spot the ones who are there for a big workout and can mindread the sequence. (b) the ones who gaze longingly at the instructor as he moves. (c) those who gaze at the door and the clock at every opportunity hoping to leave.

which brings me back to the issue of fans. the select few who would only make it if he/she was teaching. i have been in a fan club years ago when i attended almost every class this guy taught. now that my taste has improved. he wasn't that hot.

i recognise the downfalls of being too attached to a fit instructor. it only brings you pain. not to mention, have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror when you are sweaty and out of breath. its not very attractive so don't try to pickup fit instructors at classes.

i hit the showers after class and there's this skinny queen who has a locker above mine so he makes way for me to get my stuff. fit instructor is not far from us and i spot the skinny queen watching intently in between pretending rummaging through his huge bag for nothing. come out from showers and skinny queen is still rummaging his huge bag. he was probably trying to find his balls so he can tell fit instructor he wants to marry him and have all his kids. fit instructor has now changed into his second set of gear for another class. i watch the skinny queen observe with deep appreciation until he catches me looking at him perve. embarrassed, skinny queen continues to rummage through his bag. i decide i am over the charade and leave unrequited love in the locker room.

might have to advice skinny queen that fit instructor is not that into you next week. there are better ways to spend a tuesday night other than getting sweaty under the collar and having nothing to do.